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hello people!!
i bet ya'll know about Wilmer's Yo' mama show. here are some of the jokes i found online. some were darn mean but i just picked out the funny ones. This is dedicated to all my MB friends who are madly studying. Chill ok!!haha
and please let me say that i really love my mom and i truly respect all the moms in the world. These are just merely jokes yeah. Please don't take them seriously. Be more open minded guys :)
ready??here we go!
Yo' momma's so poor, I went to her house and took down some cobwebs, and she said, "Who's tearing down the drapes?!"
Yo' momma's so poor, when I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"
Yo' momma was in NTUC with a box of plastic bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage!" {Singapore version}
Yo' momma's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw three cookies on the table; I took one, and she said "Don't be greedy!"
Yo' momma's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said, "Third tree to your right!"
Yo' momma's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn!
Yo' momma's so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money!
Yo' momma's so poor, the Somalians are sending HER food!
Yo' momma's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!
Yo' momma's so po', she can't even afford the "or"!
Yo' momma's so poor, when she wrote a check, the whole bank bounced!
had a great study break?
ok now go get back to ur books!!
hahaha.
and yeah, let me wish all my chinese friends...
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!
haiz. y chinese people only can give ang pau after they are married?!
please note ten years down the road i will be expecting ang pau from all my chinese friends! :)
