Friday, May 16, 2008
7:36 PM
heyya!!! today's post is gonna be interesting!!! hahahaha :)it might be helpful to some of you all..hahahahahahaBRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE: I must have been given your share!!!HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film?SHE: I've already seen it! HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! HE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down . HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.u at least smiled a little didn't you?!:)nites!tmr is kick of people.go JOGA BONITO!!:D