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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlesslyunder Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
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Reply:Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEand download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or LateNight Teh Tarik 6.1.Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will createSnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 orreinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but itdoes have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend HotTasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
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hope ya'll had fun reading it!
now someone gimme a wake up call
coz i cant seem to concentrate!!!!
arrrggghhh
